Alas, I must depart, I’ll be back to spread my special brand of happiness and joy later.
I fully believe you can be a psychiatrist for creatures that aren’t your species. I mean, nobody criticises geologists for not being rocks.
When Jesus tricks people into consuming flesh and blood, he’s deep, but when I do it, I’m a weirdo!
"Zhat’s because he did it in zhe figurative sense, Alfred. Zhey never ate real flesh and blood, just zhe bread and wine zhat represented zhe body and blood of Christ."
That’s what they want you to think…
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, I’m going to give you some good advice on how to make sure that you will not be eaten by zombies. The first thing you need to do is remove all of your clothes, following that, you must cover your entire body in barbecue sauce (zombies hate barbecue sauce, this is a fact). Then, all you need to do is make your way down to my office and come in.
I can literally guarantee it won’t be the zombies that eat you…
What if Alfred and Anemone had their own anime show? The demon therapist who preys on the weak-minded and his only friend is a young girl who can’t seem to stay out of trouble.
Now…the show needs a name…
((I can hear an AU coming on…))
Heimer must be a truly cowardly man if he threatens children and preys on those that are already weak.
But children and the weak taste so good!